I Hate Christmas Lyrics

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(Intro) Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) 
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)  
But theres one thing I'd like to say  
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)  
Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.  
Everyone but me I'll step outside  
Boycott your office party. No secret Santa for me. 
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.  
Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow  
I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun.  
July 4 parade. A Lynchburg lemonade. 
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing). 
(Chorus) Deck the halls with bells of holly  
'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas  
I'm glad it only comes one time a year  
Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.  
Everyone but me I'll stay inside. 
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me. 
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide  
I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow. 
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one. 
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day. 
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) . 
(Chorus)  
Deck the halls with bells of holly  
'Tis the season to be jolly but,  
I hate Christmas  
I'm glad it only comes one time a year  
(Rap)  
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, 
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.  
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'. 
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.  
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.  
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen. 
And then he came down with his belly of jello.  
He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.'  
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.  
Merry Christmas to all,  
and to all a super deeky duper fly night. 
(Chorus)  
(now everyone - sing)  
Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but,  
I hate Christmas  
I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)  
(Chorus) Deck the halls with bells of holly  
'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas  
I'm glad it only comes one time a year  
Cos I hate Christmas  
I'm glad it only comes one time a year  
Cos I hate Christmas

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