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Orlando Lyrics by Ugly Americans

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I was sitting naked in a holiday inn down in Orlando 
And it was the morning of the last day of the year 
I didn't know who I was and I thought I mightâ€™ve been Evan Dando 
But if I was him than what the hell was I doing here 
So I asked myself one simple question 
What would I do with the rest of my life 
If I knew I couldnâ€™t fail I guess I'd get the hell 
Out of Orlando and find me a rich and beautiful wife 
Cause I donâ€™t want to do a damn thing 
And I want to be appreciated 
And I want to get paid well 
And I donâ€™t want to be hated 
I donâ€™t want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun 
And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone 
So I called up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno 
They said you better have a credit card I said honey Iâ€™m pretty hard up 
But I ainâ€™t got no visa I said honey could you please uh help me 
She said she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted 
And I was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all come down to this 
And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets lonely 
When youâ€™re sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybird 
Down in Orlando in the middle of the night 
So I called up an old friend to see how he was doing 
But he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely knew him 
So I said I had to go then I couldnâ€™t take it any longer 
You know the desire to throw my naked body out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger 
I tried to take a cold shower but I couldnâ€™t get my nerve up 
I just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hair 
That was the worst idea that I had all day 
But goddamn it gets lonely down in f.l.o.r.i.d.a. 
Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird 
And just what the hell does it look like and what the hell am I doing 
So I tried to write a song about it but this is all I got 
You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she said she liked it a lot 
Except the part about killing myself and the part about trying to find a rich wife 
She said you should have gone to sea world you might have had a better time 
I said honey thanks for the input thanks for the advice 
But I think that the only way Iâ€™m ever going back to Orlando is if I live life twice 
Cause I donâ€™t want to do a damn thing 
And I want to be appreciated 
And I want to get paid well 
And I donâ€™t want to be hated 
I donâ€™t want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun 
And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone

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