American Ride by Toby Keith

Winter gettin' colder, Summer gettin' warmer
Tidal wave come cross the Mexican border
Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel
Just don't get busted singin' Christmas carols

(Chorus)
That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the o-zone burnin'
Funny how the world keeps turnin'
Look Ma, no hands
I love... this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride

Mama gets her rocks off watchin' Desperate Housewives
Daddy works his can off payin' for the good life
Kids on the YouTube learnin' how to be cool
Livin' in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl

Chorus
That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the o-zone burnin'
Funny how the world keeps turnin'
Look Ma, no hands
I love... this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride

Poor little lip of Miss America stands.
She gained five pounds and lost her crown.
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote.
Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin' smaller.
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can.
If the shoe don't fit, the fit's gonna hit the shan.

Chorus
That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the o-zone burnin'.
Funny how the world keeps turnin'.
Hot dog, Hot damn.
I love... this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.

Oh yeah,
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na...

Edited by: Teresa Morgan, Joe Locke...