Because you're such a hornbag, I love you
Because you even swallow girl I do
I love you more than chewing on my shoe.

I want you in the morning girl I love you
I want you on the coffee table too
I'm living for the kinky things you do.

I boned up hard the moment that I saw you
You looked at me that's all you had to do
but it was nice you flashed your funbags too.

Because you're such a hornbag, I love you
Because you're just so kinky when we screw
I'd love to fuck your younger sister too.

[Ha ha ha!]
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Thanks to (Stevo Devo) for correcting these lyrics. Feb 7, 2008