I Saw daddy kissing, santa claus
Underneath the misletoe(spelling?)
Last Night
he didnt see me creep
down the stairs to have a peak
[Mike screams "Oh GOD!"]
He thought i was up in the bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw mommy kissing santa claus
Underneath these the christmas tree last night
there must be some mistake
was I really awake?
I move in closer, but better look away

[Mike and Billie make barfing noises]