FZ: Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toe
Frost had bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero
And my momma cried,
Denny: You
Don't really look like an Eskimo
FZ: And my momma cried again
Denny: You
Don't really look like an Eskimo
(Audient: Frank!)
FZ: And my momma cried one more time
Denny: You
Don't really look like an Eskimo
FZ & Band: Nanook. No, No
Nanook. No, No
Don't be a naughty
Eskimo
FZ: Save your money. Don't go to the show.
Well, I turned around
And I said
FZ & Band: Ho Ho
FZ: Well I turned around

And I said
FZ & Band: Ho Ho
FZ: Well I turned around
And I said
One more time
FZ & Band: Ho Ho
FZ: And the Northern Lights
Commenced to glow
FZ & Band: Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that Yellow Snow
Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that Yellow Snow