I met this girl who likes her heavy metal
She gets excited when Slipknot plays on Leno
She's a heck of a girl with no cares in the world
And she likes it that way

She wears black socks with pink stripes in 'em
And she swears that her friend goes out with Richard Simmons
She's a one of a kind I can't get off my mind
And I like it that way

And if you listen closely you will hear them say

CHORUS:
Stand clear she's the girl of the year
And there's no use in trying to get her off my mind
She stole my heart and she's tearin' it apart
It's never gunna be the same

She's a love potion that play with your emotions
A big swimmer that won't go near the ocean
And if everything is fine she'll get to work on time
And they like her that way

She wears black socks with pink stripes in 'em
And she swears that her friend goes out with Richard Simmons
She's a one of a kind I can't get off my mind
And I like it that way

And if you listen closely you will hear them say

Stand clear she's the girl of the year
And there's no use in trying to get her off my mind
She stole my heart and she's tearin' it apart
It's never gunna be the same

And now I'm tapin' myself together
And now I'm tapin' myself together again
And now I'm tapin' myself together
And now I'm tapin' myself together again

And I won't let this happen again
Hey Hey ayyyy
Hey Hey ayyyy

Together again, and again, and again.
Together again, and again, and again.

CHORUS

She stole my heart and she's tearin' it apart
She stole my heart and she's tearin' it apart
She stole my heart and she's tearin' it apart
It's never gunna be the same

(Thanks to Casey for these lyrics)